sir bloggington

So I go on msnbc.com...

to find out what is going on in the world, as RISD is a bubble that seems to exist in an alternate time and world.  The headline story is “Boy feared lost in balloon found hiding at home: Runaway flight of the family’s experimental balloon riveted the nation and led to a frantic search for the 6-year-old.”

So they think a 6 year old took off INSIDE A BALLOON.  And it turns out he was hiding inside a box in the attic.   How long could this whole span of events have taken/how was the press alerted in this time period? Wouldn’t the boy get bored and come out of the box eventually?  AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD A FAMILY HAVE A HUMAN SIZED BALLOON?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33330516/ns/us_news-life/

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STORY? Doesn’t America have more important news?